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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (4th Feb 12 at 4:16pm UTC) | | The main thing that clocked me was that she is deputy leader of the Scottish Lib Dems  That could wind me up something chronic, but I want to be mellow today, so will save it for another day! Also there is more to an eating disorder than body image - she should bone up on her knowledge. Anyone got the impression that I am not too taken with her 
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Ian
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (4th Feb 12 at 7:37pm UTC) | | | Would seem by the comments that you are not alone in being unimpressed. | |
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (4th Feb 12 at 10:32pm UTC) | | Mind you she might just be putting her oar in for all the manufacturers of wrnkly creams so that more are sold in the recession and ultimately create more jobs - or not  | |
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (5th Feb 12 at 12:48pm UTC) | | Melle - have always found pollyfilla to be quite adequate!  Does the job, even if you do leave a trail of dust behind you | |
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Ian
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (5th Feb 12 at 5:41pm UTC) | | There was me thinking it was parrot food  | |
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (5th Feb 12 at 9:25pm UTC) | | | AAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh | |
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (5th Feb 12 at 9:46pm UTC) | | Double and treble AAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh  | |
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (15th Feb 12 at 4:14am UTC) | | Ahem, i could still whip up some exfoliating face cream for you all.
I only need some investors to get my factory up and running.
I have also tweaked the mix a little, no more blended slugs and gravel
My new secret is snails,
oops, not quite so secret now 
I can rephrase that as disclosing part of my new improved face cream.
I expect im going to be quite busy cashing all the cheques i have no doubt you shall all be sending.
You shall also recieve shares as a thankyou
(sell all shares, till i own none, that way the shareholders will own the company so they do all the work. too )
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Ian
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (15th Feb 12 at 10:40am UTC) | | Snail trails up and down peoples faces as a moisturizer to remove wrinkles, it works on the underside of snails  | |
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Melle
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (15th Feb 12 at 11:00pm UTC) | | | Has anyone told the Slug? | |
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (15th Feb 12 at 11:41pm UTC) | | Think Slug has retired ... could be wrong though  | |
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howie
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (16th Feb 12 at 2:57am UTC) | | Ahem, errrrm perhaps its best not to tell Slug 
He done broke my blender  | |
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Melle
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (16th Feb 12 at 10:22pm UTC) | | Ahem, errrrm perhaps its best not to tell Slug He done broke my blender
Can't trust the little blighters with anything, Howie. Best not to leave them alone with machinery..... 
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (17th Feb 12 at 2:03am UTC) | | That is very true Melle,
If only id known what they were capable of earlier
I should have realised they were a threat after about a million of them ate my bedding plants
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Ian
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (17th Feb 12 at 10:36am UTC) | | Cans of Oxygen (bit of plastic surgery and some botox for good measure)
Oxygen | |
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howie
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (18th Feb 12 at 3:50am UTC) | | Will they help me do battle with those slugs Ian
I feel they may be conspiring against me and possibly accusing me of war crimes
This is completely untrue of course.
Why should i take the blame for suicidal slugs jumping in a blender
Plus they broke it | |
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Ian
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (18th Feb 12 at 10:04am UTC) | | | The tins you need for suicidal slugs contain beer when they throw them selves into those, there is no need of a blender and the anti wrinkle potion will make ladies irresistible to most men with it's heady perfume | |
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (20th Feb 12 at 1:38am UTC) | | Aha, good theory
Im gonna go get a can full of drunk slugs to throw on my wife, that way i can test this theory
I shall publish the findings of my new experiment asap | |
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (20th Feb 12 at 11:09am UTC) | | | I don't think you'll be around to walk let alone publish anything Howie | |
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