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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (21st Feb 12 at 1:42am UTC) | | I don't think you'll be around to walk let alone publish anything Howie 
Aha, but i have a cunning plan 
I shall wait till my missus goes to sleep
Then pour the slug potion on her, ensuring some lands on her pillow as well.
When she awakes, i shall say
Oh dear, i think you may have been sick, then suggest she should bath whilst i make breakfast.
That way she will assume im very caring and considerate  | |
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (21st Feb 12 at 1:51am UTC) | | Higgs Bosun
Tesla is ambidextrous, front and back
Love the salt maze idea for slugs, perhaps this could be worth marketing 
I even have a catchy phrase for advertising your game
Salt a slug,
Then watch it turn inside out 
May need a little work, but it does let people know what the game entrails.... sorry i meant entails | |
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (22nd Feb 12 at 5:45am UTC) | | Do you want increased strength so you can whack the slug with the spatula if it makes it through the maze Melle
I think thats a bit mean personally
Oh wait, new game,
Instead of whack a mole,
Play whack a slug instead
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If you whack one end, all the gizzards fly out the other end
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (24th Feb 12 at 11:33am UTC) | | | A less messy solution would be to farm slugs in glass tanks and collect the slime trails to put in wrinkle cream, as a seceret ingredient saving the squeamish coming into contact with drunk slugs | |
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you didn't see anything bizarre in that "body image" then dave ? | |
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It wouldn't be the knee by chance? | |
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pm | | Re: Body Image ? (26th Feb 12 at 2:21am UTC) | | Wow, Jesus tattoo on an elephant !!!!
Thats impressive
That elephant would need lots of slug patte to cope with those wrinkles.
Probably up to 6 or more!!!
I just cannot. cope with the supply demands my new venture has already been running at full capacity.
One problem after another.
You let slugs drink beer, next thing you know they start arguing, fighting, swearing etc.
Then police turn up, taking them into custody.
Court appearances, tags being fitted, asbos galore
Thats it, ive had enough now
I dont want my good name being tarnished by gangs of drunken unruly slugs ( some were under 18 so thats more trouble)
Im through with it now 
Anyone know how good cow patts are for wrinkles
I am currently considering moving into this field
Feel free to try a free sample.
Go to Cow Pat for more details | |
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