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Re: Body Image ? (26th Feb 12 at 10:15am UTC)
howie....you deserve a pat on the back as a reward for wrinkle research
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Re: Body Image ? (28th Feb 12 at 1:39am UTC)
Gee thankyou Higgs {Smile}

Somehow, its moments like this, which make all the hard work worth it {Wink}

Ive moved on from the health and beauty business now though.
As an entrepeneur, i must move with the times in order to keep one step ahead.

My new venture is only in the developmental stage and i cannot let this be known at this time. All very hush hush, nods as good as a wink to a blind man if you get my meaning {Smile}

Ok, sneak peek for forum members as a sign of my appreciation for all the support and encouragement.

Im going into the automotive industry, but with a unique twist.
Instead of selling cars to customers, who will at some stage break down, or crash.
Im going to remove the customers worries re expensive repairs/servicing/maintenance etc.
Now i know many of you may be wondering how i could accomplish this.

The answer is..........(drumroll)

Sell them cars which are totally knackered.!!!! (and the crowd goes wild)

For a large. sum of money, i aim to sell these cars, inc delivery if need be.
They wont start......no need to pay for petrol/diesel which saves potential customers even more money!!!!
Im surprised no other entrepeneur has considered this plan.

Also, i will offer forum members a huge 1% discount {Wink}
Yep, i know, im just spreading the wealth here.

In addition, im offering shares to all members.
Simply put a small amount of cash £200 in used notes in an envelope and i shall let you know where the drop off will be (no cheques or cards accepted)

So, there it is, my new venture and an opportunity for all my friends to come aboard at the start {Grin}
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Re: Body Image ? (28th Feb 12 at 10:16am UTC)
Arthur Daley might have beaten you to this one, along with taking the broken car in part exchange (at a reduced price) against another wreck. He did require a minder though to keep the turnover for his business empire {Cool}
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Re: Body Image ? (28th Feb 12 at 9:47pm UTC)
Sounds like you've cracked it Howie {Tongue Out}
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Re: Body Image ? (2nd Mar 12 at 2:08am UTC)
Yep, ive gotta say, ive impressed myself with this new venture {Wink}

Plus, ive decided Tesla can be trained to become an attack hamster, so no need for a minder {Grin} {Grin}

Arthur Daly had it all wrong, i dont take part exchange, just drop off the knackered cars to order.
Using this method, i dont need any premises to store the scrappers, so ive cut the costs there as well {Wink}
Due to my reduction in costs, i have no intention of passing on any savings to prospective idiots...sorry i meant customers who may require my help {Rolleyes}

Little bit concerned about my neighbour trying to muscle in on my new moneyspinner though, his car is up on bricks right now, and i had nothing to do with that one {Grin} {Grin} {Grin}
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Re: Body Image ? (2nd Mar 12 at 6:32am UTC)
Be afraid, be very afraid. {Shocked}

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Re: Body Image ? (2nd Mar 12 at 10:06am UTC)
With the economy in a poor state there is a danger of DIY {Shocked} where people can not afford to pay for repairs and wreck their own cars to save money. {Embarassed}
A training scheme where you teach young people how to wreck cars while they claim Jobseekers Allowance would help you be part of the big society and save people time as well as money. Having a free workforce you could not be undercut on cost, the philanthropic element could be extended to employing car thives and joyriders that would leave "Customers" with a wrecked vehicle as a work in the community project {Cool}
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Re: Body Image ? (3rd Mar 12 at 3:43am UTC)
Hya Dave, i see you have obtained one of my flyers somehow {Smile}
Not quite sure how you got it though, unless you broke into my warehouse okay, i meant my shed {Sad}

Liking your input Ian, you got some really good ideas there, i reckon i should be eligable for a government grant if i go down the trainee route {Smile}
Ive also decided to sell tool kits for all the DIY looneys, it includes a hammer and a length of metal bar {Wink}

Actually, im considering branching out if you are interested {Confused}
You could earn 26% commision as a rep.
Now thats a huge 1% increase compared to selling Avon, plus you wouldnt have to wear makeup, unless you want too {Wink}

Got supplies in place, most cars will be coming from (cant disclose main city, but sounds like shiverpool)
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Re: Body Image ? (3rd Mar 12 at 11:59am UTC)
Ding Dong your car has been wrecked and your Avon person can sell you a painted face to hide your disappointment at being an ex car owner. Your social project is gathering pace who knows what other things they need but do not know it yet. {Smile}
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Re: Body Image ? (5th Mar 12 at 3:33am UTC)
I reckon perhaps saving the council money by turning a neighbours garden into a landfill could work {Grin}

But it would have to be the guy 2 doors down.
Im sure he cuts his lawn with a tiny pair of scissors and a tape measure to make sure each blade of grass is excactly equal {Rolleyes}
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Re: Body Image ? (5th Mar 12 at 10:15am UTC)
Had a near neighbour that was manic about his lawn, shouting and screaming at children if they retrieved footballs from it.
Do not know who did the deed but a naughty word was sown in darker green grass onto this hallowed turf {Rolleyes} Could have been persuaded that landfill was the future, because it was a bad time to lay new turf when it showed most clearly. {Wink}
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Re: Body Image ? (21st Mar 12 at 6:25am UTC)
Hmmm, now thats pure evil
I love it!!!!
Did he ever find out you, sorry who did it Ian {Smile}
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Re: Body Image ? (21st Mar 12 at 10:23am UTC)
So far I think it is still a secret {Wink}
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Re: Body Image ? (21st Mar 12 at 11:15pm UTC)
And so it shall remain {Wink} {Wink}

On a different note, i hear writing on a lawn with weedkiller has a swift long lasting effect {Grin} {Grin}
Just for one of those special moments in life of course {Rolleyes} {Rolleyes}
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Re: Body Image ? (22nd Mar 12 at 9:31am UTC)
Remember back in the 1970's a new potent nitrogen based fertilizer, it was cheap to persuade people to buy it which meant that loads was applied to the gardens, some people were cutting their lawns twice a day for two months before they had an area where nothing would grow {Wink}
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Re: Body Image ? (23rd Mar 12 at 4:11pm UTC)
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hugely IMPRESSED...with Stella's bid for glory...such talent...Y fronts..who'd have dreamt up this this lot.....
Tesla in his luge costume looks a winner.....Stella in her pyjamas too










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Re: Body Image ? (25th Mar 12 at 12:54am UTC)
Nice work Higgs,
Now i know where Tesla is hes in trouble.
We had to use a contraption called a hoover to clean the carpets, its very noisy and it has to be picked up and moved many times.
I thought Tesla was just shirking his duties, dut now i know better.
Plus he done stole my best pair of lucky y fronts too {Angry} {Angry}
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Re: Body Image ? (26th Mar 12 at 4:27pm UTC)
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2 for one etc
what...with the star that is Stella the talented seamstress..designing costumes....we have outstanding designers on this little one eyed island....bottle openers ? ....... .......... mascots.?..taxi!!
...... {Grin}
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Re: Body Image ? (27th Mar 12 at 1:36pm UTC)
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higgsy asked stella to design a mascot for the luge team, incorporating taxi dip sticks and the saudi arabian women competitors entry to the fun and games....girls not aloud {Grin}

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